Aug 6, 2011

Yay, the weekend is here!! Now What?

I'm so LAZY!!!!  I used to look forward to the weekend.  Even if I had nothing to do, I still had a blank slate to do what ever I want.  Now, I can still do what ever I want, I just don't know what I want.  I am so unmotivated to really even find something. It's terrible, I'm too tired to get out and I only just woke up a couple of hours ago. Still, I need to get out and exercise at the very least.  I suck so bad!

Last night I had a nice fairytale dream... My husband looks over at me and says, "Baby I have borrowed a wheel chair and am going to push you around the local malls and find you some nice clothes to wear."  Yes, that's how sorry I am, I day dream about my husband pushing me around in a wheel chair so I don't have to walk.  Holy Shit I suck!

I am also trying to save money for my maternity leave and baby. Ok, really that's a false barrier, we all know I would spend an entire pay check on a fabulous meal and a great fitting dress.  Still, I do think about whether or not something is really worth the cost.  And, as of right now nothing is worth getting off the couch.  I'm going to chalk this one up to my husband sucking so bad!  His ass should create some sort of outing too.  He's sitting next to me on his lazy ass!

Folks!  Complaining about being lazy has motivated me. If nothing else I have just thought of something to yell at my husband about and that is motivating in itself! ; ) Serioulsy, I'm going to find something to do... Dammit there must be something. I suck, my husband sucks, but the town I live in does not! There must be something awesome going on that I my presence will only add to the awesome-ness!

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